The Carnival is Coming to Town
Oh, you better not shave,
You better not shower.
Lock in your teeth,
It’s almost the hour.
The Carnival is coming to town.
They’re bringing some games.
They’re bringing some rides.
Pork on a stick,
And Twinkies to fry.
The Carnival is coming to town.
You know the games are rigged.
You’ll play them anyway.
You know that Twinkies shouldn’t be fried,
But you still ate six today.
Oh, take off your shoes,
Take off your shirt.
And see that your kids
Are covered in dirt.
The Carnival is coming to town.
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