Pitchmen We Have Heard on High
Pitchmen we have heard on high,
Calling to the Midway crowd.
Give the deep fried cheese a try
Made by men with heads of cows.
Come, see the Bearded Lady.
Come, and the world’s smallest man.
Ride the Tilt-a-Whirl with glee,
Let us guess your weight today.
Our tattoos outnumber teeth,
Ring toss is so fun to play.
Come, see the two-headed terrier
Come, and Jo-Jo the monkey boy.
Corn dogs make for such a treat,
Wash them down with lemonade.
See the girl with hairy feet,
She won’t bite, don’t be afraid.
Come, see the man with gills and fins.
Come, and the mullet on a nun.
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