Cow bells ring, are you listening,
Behind the bus, a Carney’s pissing.
A beautiful sight,
Binge drinking tonight,
Vomiting in Carnie wonderland.

Gone away, are the tourists,
So it’s cool to kiss your little sis’.
And sing her a song,
‘Cause here it’s not wrong,
Hooking up in Carnie Wonderland.

On the Midway we can find the Fat Man,
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
He’ll say you related?
We’ll say, YES man.!
So we’ll be hitched
Until we leave this town!

Later on we’ll conspire,
Roasting Squirrel by the fire.
And plan the next day,
The cash that we’ll make,
Rigging games in Carnie Wonderland.

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